basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
nothings worse than soft grapes
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
Made a Cas post to perk myself up. Bitch knows how to make an entrance.
This bitch is fiiiineee at making entrances.
How many “grand entrances” can one character have?!
Hands down best enterance:
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
*whispers* yahoo ships destiel
*whispers back* we still don’t like yahoo
I’M DYING hELP
“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj
I can’t not reblog this
Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?
oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once
These are our future kings and we do this. I fucking love Britain.
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character